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Super-Bowl Bash

Posted by Gingy on January 27, 2008

Thorwing a superbowl party at your house???

Luckily for you, your friends at TNL Outreach have decided to give you some tips. There are two types of parties. One for Die-Hard Fans, and One for the people who are just there for friends and commercials.

DIE-HARD

You’re going to need a lot of snacks. Try some Ruffles, because if you don’t like Ruffles you need to be kicked. Also, get Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, and Diet Sprite. If you get these you’re making Coke, Pepsi, Clear, and Diet pop lovers happy. If you’re thinking about Cake, think again. Cake is just not good for huge parties with all guys. Someone has to get a knife, that robs time, and poses a finger-cutting threat. Get Football-Themed Cupcakes instead. They match the party, which is vital (You wouldn’t get a 7-year-old boy Barbie Cupcakes). Guys will like them, because you can just grab them w/o work, unlike cake. Also, make sure your T.V. is big enough.

Casuals

Casuals just show up to hang out, watch commercials, and eat. They are harder to please, because they spend more time eating the food than the Die-Hards would. Grab some Original Lays, because they won’t be hitting the replay button when good plays happen, and greasing up your remote, so they can have oily chips. Grab Caffiene-Free Pepsi, and Siera Mist for drinks. Also, cakes are good for this group, because they won’t be rushing to watch the T.V. with a knife in their hands.

**If you have a mix of the 2 Groups, create your own combination of the snacks**

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